BREAKING: 2021 Michigan bigfoot hunt makes waves

Bigfoot, also known by the scientific name sasquatch, are slated to be hunted this fall after nuisance complaints and copious “I swear I saw one” reports surfaced. 

While normally thought of as an Upper Peninsula-specific species, it is hypothesized that many years ago several Yoopers thought a good April Fools’ Day joke would be transplanting some ‘squatches to the Lower Peninsula.

And so, as the story goes, they loaded their rowboats with a pair of sedated bigfoots and traversed the treacherous Straits of Mackinac. After reaching McGulpin Rock, da Yoopers released the bigfoot pair and, in true UP fashion, never spoke of the endeavor until years later.

Throughout the 20th century, the pair was spotted several times in the Northern Lower Peninsula, and some even claim they saw them with young. It is thought that the reported sightings of ‘squatches have been conflated with the Dogman, which roams the counties of Wexford, Missaukee, Grand Traverse, Lake and Osceola around Halloween each year.

According to a department representative, bigfoot have seen a rise in population numbers and nuisance complaints leading to this landmark decision. While the species is usually reclusive, the rise in population has forced groups of bigfoot to move their home locations.

“We’ve been getting a lot more reports of them, and frankly, I was almost certain I saw one the other day myself,” said the representative. “After years of research and a 94% assurance rate that they even exist, I’d say it’s about time we took action.”

MUCC Executive Director Amy Trotter remarked on the road that led us to this point.

“While our members still can’t wrap their heads around the complex science leading to a population explosion of sasquatch in Michigan’s two peninsulas, it is clear management efforts need to be undertaken,” Trotter said.

MUCC’s membership will be closely monitoring the baiting of bigfoot this fall during the hunting season and MUCC members are only accepting of the hunt if airbows are the only method of take AND hunter pink camo is worn.

“I’ve fought many years to keep misogyny out of conservation,” Trotter said. “And I’ll be darned if I am going to have some men tell me what clothing I should wear outside or why they think women ‘need’ or ‘don’t need’ pink camo.”

Following in Oklahoma’s footsteps, but of course doing it better, Michigan was able to expediently move a bigfoot hunt along. While the Oklahoma legislation is still in limbo, Michigan is proud to be the first in the country to offer a tag for the species.

If you’ve read this far and haven’t realized that this is an April Fools’ Day joke, then maybe a bigfoot license is just the right thing for you or a loved one. Donate $5 if this made you laugh today. Donate $20 if you’d like a 2021 MUCC Calendar with actual hunting, fishing and trapping season dates.  

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  1. Judy Suggs on April 19, 2021 at 3:05 am

    I am very interested in big foot sittings in Michigan and would like to be involved

  2. Auston Kornacki on May 9, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    I’m from Michigan, I’d love to get out there and find one!

  3. Drew Crawford on May 11, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    Would definitely like to go on an expedition if any are being put together. Please send info if anything is happening in the great lakes state. Thank you

  4. Fred Oakes on May 12, 2021 at 3:30 pm

    Manistee National forest near Wellston…they are there.

    • Bonnie LaRose on May 25, 2021 at 6:05 pm

      I was raised in Wellston area and ran the woods like a crazy girl. Loved the woods. Hunted and fished there until I was 30 years old. Now that I read all this it kind of scares me thinking Bigfoot could have been there

  5. Dawn on June 7, 2021 at 12:32 am

    Saw one last Wednesday in May 2021 west side of 75 south between westbranch michigan and Pinconning standings about waist deep in water and then it bent to grasp something under the water

  6. Bill FORBES on June 7, 2021 at 2:07 am

    Dog man sighted in Luther Swamp November of 1991 while deer hunting far back in the Luther swamp….never will I ever deer hunt again!!!!!! EVER!!!

  7. Susie Q on July 10, 2021 at 5:58 am

    I saw him on Joy Rd, Northfield township, Washtenaw County summer of ’89.
    I was with two other people.

  8. Ryan Ellis on July 24, 2021 at 2:44 pm

    I would love to go on an expedition to find a Bigfoot anywhere in Michigan. My son is absolutely obsessed with anything Bigfoot it would be amazing to take him with me on one of these expeditions. Any info on how to become a member of any Michigan Bigfoot research team would be awesome thanks.

  9. RaP on August 1, 2021 at 1:10 am

    Bigfoot saw me and no one believes him

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